The season to be politically incorrect

Just in time for Christmas, a season which has become increasingly politically incorrect, the Bournemouth West Branch of the UK Independence party is producing Godfrey Bloom Fridge magnets to raise funds for their branch.
A spokesman for the branch said that, "We decided to have these made to counterbalance the sour and humourless Nanny cartel that daily encroaches on peoples lives, and as a way of showing the world that despite this, our British humour and common sense still survives outside of metromedia circles. We also took a conscious decision to source them from America to show how individuals unlike companies, can trade freely with the world and not confine themselves to the narrow cul-de-sac of the EU.
The branch will be awarding one of the magnets in spirit to Lynne Featherstone, the millionairess Liberal Democrat MP for Hornsey and Wood Green and a councillor in Haringey, who said getting elected as a councillor was "great, not just for its political benefit but because the money allows you to employ a cleaner, pay for more babysitting hours, etc. Miss Featherstone is entitled to claim £8,500 in allowances for her duties.

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Note to Editors. UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom sits on the European Parliament's women's rights committee and famously declared with tongue firmly in cheek, "I want to deal with women's issues.......................because I just don't think they clean behind the fridge enough.".

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